Mmzallpe (pr. um-um-zall-pay) is Chief of the Intergalactic Space-Fueled Rocket. His brother is Zzanyg and their Cousin is Mijit, often called Cousin Mijit by anyone and everyone, regardless of their relation. At the end of an issue, he, Zzanyg and Cousin Mijit often comment of the issue's quality or jokes, but more often than not, they just make a bizzare space or self referencial joke. He is the owner of Mittens.